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Happy Thanksgiving! Now, it’s time for some jokes!?

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?

Because they never learned good table manners!

Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?

Because everything is marked down after the holidays!

What has feathers and webbed feet?

A turkey wearing scuba gear!

Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?

Because he had the drumsticks!

What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

A lot of feather … Continue Reading